Mean Girls Quotes

Lindsay Lohan stars in this cute movie, Mean Girls, showing how a young girl adapts from being home schooled in Africa to mainstream high school life, Things don't go so well but eventually work themselves out.

Homeschooled Country Kids: And on the third day, God created the Remington bolt action rifle so that Man could fight the dinosaurs. And the homosexuals. Amen. Amen.

Mr. Duvall: So, uh how was your summer?
Ms. Norbury: I got divorced.
Mr. Duvall: Oh. Well my carpel tunnel came back.
Ms. Norbury: I win.

Cady: That's me. It's pronounced Katie.
Mr. Duvall: My apologies. I have a nephew named Anfernee, and I know how mad he gets when I call him Anthony. Almost as mad as I get when I think about the fact that my sister named him Anfernee.

Janis: So you've never been to a real school before? Shut Up! Shut Up!
Cady: I didn't say anything.

Janis: Beware of The Plastics.

Mr. Heron: How was school?
Cady: Fine.
Mrs. Heron: Were people nice?
Cady: No
Mr. Heron: Did you make any friends?
Cady: Yes

Gretchen: That was so fetch!

Janis: Oh, I love seeing a teacher outside of school. It's like seeing a dog walk on it's hind legs.

Cady: I think I'm going to join the Mathelets.
Regina: No! No, no. You cannot do that. That is social suicide. DAMN! You are so lucky to have us to guide you.

Karen: So if you're from Africa, why are you white?
Getchen: Oh my God Karne, you can't just ask people why they are white!

Gretchen: So have you seen any guys that you think are cute yet?
Cady: Well, there's this one guy in my calculus class ...
Karen: Who is it?
Gretchen: It's a senior?
Cady: His name's Aaron Samuels.
Karen: No!
Gretchen: Oh no, you can't like Aaron Samuels. That's Regina's ex-boyfriend.
Karen: They went out for a year.
Gretchen: Yeah, and she was devatated when when he broke up with her last summer.
Karen: I thought she dumped him for Shane Oman.

Kevin: Look, I don't mean to hurt your feelings but I only date women of color.
Cady: I have to pee.

Kid: Nice wig Janis. What's it made of?
Janis: Your mom's chest hair!

Janis: There are two kinds of evil people. People who do evil stuff and people who see evil stuff being done and don't try to stop it.

Gretchen: Why should Caesar get to stomp around like a giant while the rest of us try not to get smushed under his big feet? What's so great about Caesar? Hm? Brutus is just as cute as Caesar. Okay, Brutus is just as smart as Caesar. People totally like Brutus just as much as they like Caesar. And when did it become ok for one person to be the boss of everybody, huh? Because that's not what Rome is about! We should totally STAB CAESAR!

Cady: She took him back. Regina took Aaron back.
Janis: Oh, no, Cady.
Cady: Why would she do that?
Janis: Because she's a life-ruiner. She ruins people's lives.

Karen: I'm kind of psychic. I have a fifth sense.
Cady: What do you mean?
Karen: It's like I have ESPN or something.

Regina: Love ya! Bye.

Mrs. Heron: Where's Cady?
Mr. Heron: She went out.
Mrs. Heron: She's grounded.
Mr. Heron: Are they not allowed to go out when they are grounded?

Kevin: So are you Puerto Rican?
Janis: Lebanese.
Kevin: I feel that.

Girl: I just wish we could all get along like we used to in middle school. I wish that I could bake a cake made out of rainbows and smiles, and we'd all eat it and be happy.
Student: She doesn't even go here!
Ms. Norbury: Do you even go to this school?
Girl: No. I just have a lot of feelings.
Ms. Norbury: Ok, go home.