If you want to please the critics, don't play too loud, too soft, too fast, too slow.
Arturo Toscanini
After I die, I shall return to earth as a gatekeeper of a bordello and I won't let any of you - not a one of you - enter!
Arturo Toscanini
Can't you read? The score demands "con amore," and what are you doing? You are playing it like married men!
Arturo Toscanini