The earth only has so much bounty to offer and inventing ever larger and more notional prices for that bounty does not change its real value.
Ben Elton
Sympathy for victims is always counter-balanced by an equal and opposite feeling of resentment towards them.
Ben Elton
People who get through life dependent on other people's possessions are always the first to lecture you on how little possessions count.
Ben Elton
It is not the mountain we conquer, but ourselves.