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Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure Quotes

Bill: Be excellent to each other. Ted: Party on dudes!


George Washington: 1. Father of our country. 2. Born on Presidents' Day. 3. The dollar bill guy.


Strange things are a foot at the circle-k.


We are in danger of flunking most heinously tomorrow, Ted.


What you're telling me, essentially, is that Napoleon was a short, dead dude?


Bill: Be excellent to each other. Ted: Party on dudes!


Bill: One thing I know is that Joan of Arc is not Noah's wife. Ted: Well then, who is Noah's wife?


This is a dude who, 700 years ago, totally ravaged China, and who we were told, 2 hours ago, totally ravaged Ashman's Sporting Goods.


Excuse me. Do you know where there are any personages of historical signiface around here?


(1) George Washington: 1. Father of our country. (2)2. Born on Presidents' Day. (1)3. The dollar bill guy.


Welcome to the Future. I've gotta tell you, this place is excellent. The water is clean, the air is clean, even the dirt is clean. Bowling averages are way up, mini golf scores are way down. And, we have more excellent waterslides then any planet we communicate with.