And computers are getting smarter all the time: scientists tell us that soon they will be able to talk to us. (By they I mean computers: I doubt scientists will ever be able to talk to us.)
Dave Barry
I realize that I'm generalizing here, but as is often the case when I generalize, I don't care.
Dave Barry
These childhood memories - I have them often, but can usually keep them under control with the use of drugs.
Dave Barry
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It is not the mountain we conquer, but ourselves.