A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.
Earl Wilson
Sports Quotes
Snow and adolescence are the only problems that disappear if you ignore them long enough.
Earl Wilson
This would be a much better world if more married couples were as deeply in love as they are in debt.
Earl Wilson
Love Quotes
Somebody figured it out -- we have 35 million laws trying to enforce Ten Commandments.
Earl Wilson
Money in the bank is like toothpaste in the tube. Easy to take out, hard to put back.
Earl Wilson
Success is simply a matter of luck. Ask any failure.
Earl Wilson
Courage is the art of being the only one who knows you're scared to death.
Earl Wilson
Modern man drives a mortgaged car over a bond-financed highway on credit-card gas.
Earl Wilson
Nowadays people can be divided into three classes -- the haves the have-nots and the have-not-paid-for-what-they-haves
Earl Wilson
It is not the mountain we conquer, but ourselves.