Englishmen hate Liberty and Equality too much to understand them. But every Englishman loves a pedigree.
George Bernard Shaw
This comes of James teaching me to think for myself, and never to hold back out of fear of what other people may think of me. It works beautifully as long as I think the same things as he does.
George Bernard Shaw
Democracy substitutes election by the incompetent many for appointment by the corrupt few.
George Bernard Shaw
All professions are conspiracies against the laity.
George Bernard Shaw
Though I can make my extravaganzas appear credible, I cannot make the truth appear so.
George Bernard Shaw
The most anxious man in a prison is the governor.
George Bernard Shaw
Assassination is the extreme form of censorship.
George Bernard Shaw
A fool's brain digests philosophy into folly, science into superstition, and art into pedantry. Hence University education.
George Bernard Shaw
There is no love sincerer than the love of food.
George Bernard Shaw
Love Quotes
My religion? Well, my dear, I am a Millionaire. That is my religion.
George Bernard Shaw
You are all fundamentalists with a top dressing of science. That is why you are the stupidest of conservatives and reactionists in politics and the most bigoted of obstructionists in science itself. When it comes to getting a move on you are all of the same opinion: stop it, flog it, hang it, dynamite it, stamp it out.
George Bernard Shaw
Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh.
George Bernard Shaw
Funny Quotes
It is dangerous to be sincere unless you are also stupid.
George Bernard Shaw
But a lifetime of happiness! No man alive could bear it: it would be hell on earth.
George Bernard Shaw
What is the matter with the poor is poverty; what is the matter with the rich is uselessness.
George Bernard Shaw