Puritanism: The haunting fear that someone, somewhere, may be happy.
Henry Louis Mencken
It is hard to believe that a man is telling the truth when you know that you would lie if you were in his place.
Henry Louis Mencken
War will never cease until babies begin to come into the world with larger cerebrums and smaller adrenal glands.
Henry Louis Mencken
Sin is a dangerous toy in the hands of the virtuous. It should be left to the congenitally sinful, who know when to play with it and when to let it alone.
Henry Louis Mencken
The opera is to music what a bawdy house is to a cathedral.
Henry Louis Mencken
Man is a beautiful machine that works very badly.
Henry Louis Mencken
Women have simple tastes. They get pleasure out of the conversation of children in arms and men in love.
Henry Louis Mencken
Love Quotes
The public demands certainties; it must be told definitely and a bit raucously that this is true and that is false. But there are no certainties.
Henry Louis Mencken
And what is a good citizen? Simply one who never says, does or thinks anything that is unusual. Schools are maintained in order to bring this uniformity up to the highest possible point. A school is a hopper into which children are heaved while they are still young and tender; there in they are pressed into certain standard shapes and covered from head to heels with official rubber stamps.
Henry Louis Mencken
Bachelors have consciences, married men have wives.
Henry Louis Mencken
Democracy is the theory that the common people know what They want, and deserve to get it good and hard.
Henry Louis Mencken
Giving every man a vote has no more made men wise and free than Christianity has made them good.
Henry Louis Mencken
Love is an emotion that is based on an opinion of women that is impossible for those who have had any experience with them.
Henry Louis Mencken
Love Quotes
The chief knowledge that a man gets from reading books is the knowledge that very few of them are worth reading.
Henry Louis Mencken
The curse of man, and the cause of nearly all his woe, is his stupendous capacity for believing the incredible.
Henry Louis Mencken