I don't have to be careful, I've got a gun
Homer Simpson
Remember as far as anyone knows, we're a nice normal family.
Homer Simpson
Do you want the job done right, or do you want it done fast?
Homer Simpson
Aah! Hey, get off my sugar. Bad bees! Bad! Ow. Oww! Oh, they're defending themselves somehow!
Homer Simpson
It is better to watch things then to do them.
Homer Simpson
I'm hittin' the road. Maybe I'll drop you a line some day from wherever I wind up in this crazy old world.
Homer Simpson
Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand.
Homer Simpson
It is not the mountain we conquer, but ourselves.