Men don't care what's on TV. They only care what else is on TV.
Jerry Seinfeld
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It's amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world every day always just exactly fits the newspaper.
Jerry Seinfeld
I was in front of an ambulance the other day, and I noticed that the word ambulance was spelled in reverse print on the hood. I thought, "Well, isn't that clever," in the rearview mirror I can read the word ambulance behind me. Of course, while you are reading, you don't see where you're going, you crash, you need an ambulance. I think they're just trying to drum up some business on the way back from lunch!
Jerry Seinfeld
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It is not the mountain we conquer, but ourselves.