I distrust camels, and anyone else who can go a week without a drink.
Joe E. Lewis
I always wake up at the crack of ice.
Joe E. Lewis
Show me a man with both feet on the ground and I'll show you a man who can't get his pants on.
Joe E. Lewis
I'm still chasing girls. I don't remember what for, but I'm still chasing them.
Joe E. Lewis
It is not the mountain we conquer, but ourselves.