A bee is never as busy as it seems; it's just that it can't buzz any slower.
Kin Hubbard
My idea of walking into the jaws of death is marrying some woman who has lost three husbands.
Kin Hubbard
Boys will be boys-and so will a lot of middle-aged men.
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There's no secret about success. Did you ever know a successful man who didn't tell you about it?
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It is no disgrace to be poor, but it might as well be.
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Lack of pep is often mistaken for patience.
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Some people are so sensitive that they feel snubbed if an epidemic overlooks them.
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If some people didn't tell you, you'd never know they'd been away on a vacation.
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If you haven't seen your wife smile at a traffic cop, you haven't seen her smile her prettiest.
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A bee is never as busy as it seems; it's just that it can't buzz any slower.
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Knowing all about baseball is just about as profitable as being a good whittler.
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Sports Quotes
One of the commonest mistakes is thinking your worries are over when your children get married.
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Some folks can look so busy doing nothin' that they seem indispensable.
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Now and then an innocent man is sent to the legislature.
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Why doesn't the fellow who says, ''I'm no speechmaker'' let it go at that instead of giving a demonstration?
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It is not the mountain we conquer, but ourselves.