Do you like my new dress?!! Whatever takes the focus off your head!
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If I was a boxer, I would bounce those things like Sugar Ray Leonard!
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Im kicking my ass!! Do ya mind??
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1) Do you have any spare change ? 2) mm-hmmm 1) Could you spare some ? 2) Yes I could ! 1) Will you ? 2)(shakes head )1) Why not ? 2) Because I believe that you will buy booze will it , I just want to get from my car to the office without being hackled by the decaying mass of western society ! ....That , plus I'm cheap!
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( on the phone ) Mom !!....I wasn't really on vacation ......Because I didn't want to talk to you !.... Because you insist on talking to me about dad's bowel movements , size , colour and frequency ! I'll call you later.
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1)My teacher says real beauty's on the inside. 2)That's just something ugly people say.
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1.) What's up Fletcher? 2.) You're cholesterol, fatty! Dead fatty walkin'!
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1.) Hey Fletcher. 2.) Hey! You're not important enough to remember!
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1: 1..2..3..4..5 and one for good luck! 2: he struck the child.. ya see that?
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It is not the mountain we conquer, but ourselves.