Martyrdom covers a multitude of sins.
Mark Twain
It usually takes me more than three weeks to prepare a good impromptu speech.
Mark Twain
The most difficult We do not deal in facts when we are contemplating ourselves.
Mark Twain
We are all alike, on the inside.
Mark Twain
The man who is ostentatious of his modesty is twin to the statue that wears a fig-leaf.
Mark Twain
Morals are an acquirement -- like music, like a foreign language, like piety, poker, paralysis -- no man is born with them.
Mark Twain
An Englishman does things because they have been done before; an American does things because they haven't been done before.-
Mark Twain
Of all the animals, man is the only one that is cruel. He is the only one that inflicts pain for the pleasure of doing it
Mark Twain
All say, How hard it is that we have to die -- a strange complaint to come from the mouths of people who have had to live.
Mark Twain
Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.
Mark Twain
There are two times in a man's life when he should not speculate: when he can't afford it, and when he can.
Mark Twain
There was things which he stretched, but mainly he told the truth.
Mark Twain
My books are water; those of the great geniuses are wine -- everybody drinks water.
Mark Twain
Be careless in your dress if you must, but keep a tidy soul.
Mark Twain
If He Tom Sawyer had been a great and wise philosopher, like the writer of this book, he would now have comprehended that Work consists of whatever a body is obliged to do and Play consists of whatever a body is not obliged to do.
Mark Twain