Nothing so needs reforming as other people's habits.
Mark Twain
Between us, we cover all knowledge; he knows all that can be known and I know the rest.
Mark Twain
Wit is the sudden marriage of ideas which, before their union, were not perceived to have any relation.
Mark Twain
Put all your eggs in the one basket and -- Watch That Basket.
Mark Twain
I don't know of a single foreign product that enters this country untaxed, except the answer to prayer.
Mark Twain
Forget and forgive. This is not difficult when properly understood. It means forget inconvenient duties, then forgive yourself for forgetting. By rigid practice and stern determination, it comes easy.
Mark Twain
Education is the path from cocky ignorance to miserable uncertainty.
Mark Twain
Man will do many things to get himself loved, he will do all things to get himself envied.
Mark Twain
Love Quotes
Man is a creature made at the end of the week's work when God was tired.
Mark Twain
If you have nothing to say, say nothing.
Mark Twain
The way it is now, the asylums can hold the sane people but if we tried to shut up the insane we would run out of building materials.
Mark Twain
Familiarity breeds contempt -- and children.
Mark Twain
Don't part with your illusions. When they are gone you may still exist, but you have ceased to live.
Mark Twain
All the modern inconveniences.
Mark Twain
The very ink in which history is written is merely fluid prejudice.
Mark Twain