This is supposed to be a happy occasion. Let's not bicker and argue about who killed who. - Swamp King
Monty Python and The Holy Grail
And the Lord spake, saying, First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then, shalt thou count to three. No more. No less. Three shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, nor either count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then, lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it
Monty Python and The Holy Grail
What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?
Monty Python and The Holy Grail
It is not the mountain we conquer, but ourselves.