It is not the mountain we conquer, but ourselves.
-- Sir Edmund Hillary
Things change when you get married. When I first got married, I would walk around the house with no clothes on. My husband would be like, "Baby, you look so good. Come here." He couldn't keep his hands off me. Now when I walk around the house with no clothes, he's like, "Ain't you cold?"
Roz Browne
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