A patient going to a doctor for his first visit was asked, ''And whom did you consult before coming to me?'' ''Only the village druggist,'' was the answer. ''And what sort of foolish advice did that numbskull give you?'' asked the doctor, his tone and manner denoting his contempt for the advice of the layman. ''Oh,'' replied his patient, with no malice aforethought, ''he told me to come and see you.''
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The difference between an itch and an allergy is about one hundred bucks.
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The doctor knows what his trained eyes see -- and he says it's the last of the ninth for me. So one more thing while the clouds loom dark and then I must leave this noisy park.
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Feed your faith and doubt will starve to death
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When in doubt, ask. When not in doubt, ask.
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A house is made of walls and beams; a home is built with love and dreams.
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Love Quotes
Dream the impossible dream, Fight the unbeatable foe, Strive with your last once of courage To reach the unreachable star.
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Dreams are free.
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His life was a sort of dream, as are most lives with the mainspring left out.
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If all of our wishes were gratified, many of our dreams would be destroyed.
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Like dreams, small creeks grow into mighty rivers.
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No dreamer is ever to small; no dream is ever to big.
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Oversleeping will never make one's dreams come true.
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When you dream alone, with your eyes shut, asleep, that dream is an illusion. But when we dream together, sharing the same dream, awake and with our eyes wide open, then that dream becomes reality!
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It is not the mountain we conquer, but ourselves.