Life is a game but golf is serious.
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Peace is that brief glorious moment in history when everybody stands around reloading.
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Patience is waiting. Not passively waiting. That is laziness. But to keep going when the going is hard and slow -- that is patience.
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Don't anthropomorphize computers - they hate it.
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Love begins with a smile, grows with a kiss, and ends with a teardrop.
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Love Quotes
Even a tombstone says good things about a fellow who's down.
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If you have been tempted into evil, fly from it. It is not falling into the water, but lying in it, that drowns.
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Today is the first day of the rest of your life.
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Mary had a little lamb and the doctor fainted.
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Trivial things do matter... more people are killed each year by the bite of mosquitoes than are stepped upon by charging elephants.
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Once you have learned to love, You will have learned to live.
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Love Quotes
What you don't know takes a lot of explaining to the children.
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A little girl at the wedding afterwards asked her mother why the bride changed her mind. "What do you mean?" responded her mother. "Well, she went down the aisle with one man, and came back with another."
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Clever liars give details, but the cleverest don't.
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Why do we want to test people for drugs and alcohol? Why don't we test them from stupidity, illiteracy and avarice? The place would be better.
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It is not the mountain we conquer, but ourselves.