There is one thing I would break up over and that is if she caught me with another woman. I wouldn't stand for that.
Steve Martin
Funny Quotes
I think I did pretty well, considering I started out with nothing but a bunch of blank paper.
Steve Martin
Chaos in the midst of chaos isn't funny, but chaos in the midst of order is.
Steve Martin
Funny Quotes
Comedy may be big business but it isn't pretty.
Steve Martin
It is not the mountain we conquer, but ourselves.