What's another word for "Thesaurus?"
Steven Wright
Babies don't need a vacation, but I still see them at the beach... it pisses me off! I'll go over to a little baby and say What are you doing here? You haven't worked a day in your life!
Steven Wright
What's another word for "Thesaurus?"
Steven Wright
My theory of evolution is that Darwin was adopted.
Steven Wright
Imagine if birds were tickled by feathers. You'd see a flock of birds come by, laughing hysterically!
Steven Wright
It is not the mountain we conquer, but ourselves.