Horse sense is a good judgement which keeps horses from betting on people.
W. C. Fields
Funny Quotes
I have spent a lot of time searching through the Bible for loopholes.
W. C. Fields
Funny Quotes
The first thing any comedian does on getting an unscheduled laugh is to verify the state of his buttons.
W. C. Fields
Start off everyday with a simple smile and get it over with.
W. C. Fields
It is not the mountain we conquer, but ourselves.