There's nothing so comfortable as a small bankroll. A big one is always in danger.
Wilson Mizner
The gent who wakes up and finds himself a success hasn't been asleep.
Wilson Mizner
A fellow who is always declaring that he's no fool, usually has his suspicions.
Wilson Mizner
I've spent several years in Hollywood, and I still think the movie heroes are in the audience.
Wilson Mizner
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